Helpful Holiday Hint

For anyone that doesn't do all of their holiday shopping online, wandering through crowded malls with only a vague idea of what to buy for the people on your list can be a stressful event. But have you ever considered the stress on your feet? Here's a helpful hint I learned recently that may be of some use to you - don't break one of your fucking pinkie toes the only weekend you have to get all of your goddamn shopping done.

It sounds so simple, I know, but it really does make a difference.