2.27.2009

Friday Five: 2/27

In which I blather about five songs randomly selected from my iPod playlist as I listen to them.

"Romeo and Juliet" - Dire Straits
"You can fall for chains of silver/ You can fall for chains of gold/ You can fall for pretty strangers/ And the promises they hold/ You promised me everything/ You promised thick and thin/ Now you say just say - Oh Romeo yeah/ You know I used to have a scene with him." This used to be on the jukebox of the bar where I worked. Anytime I would give a waitress money to play music, they had to play this song and Big Head Todd's "Bittersweet."

"Flip Flop Rock" - OutKast
From Big Boi's half of Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. Not one I listen to a lot, but it has a great groove.

"Paperback Writer" - The Beatles
It's kind of amazing how much the Beatles can pack into a 2-minute song.

"867-5309/Jenny" - Tommy Tutone
I always considered this a bit of a throwaway song when it was first released. I happened to hear it a few years ago, though, and I was struck by how it was really a great no-frills rock song.

"Come a Little Bit Closer" - Jay & the Americans
I know, objectively, this really isn't a good song. It's cheesy. It's vaguely racist in a "aren't they quaint" sort of way. But anytime I hear it, it takes me days to get it out of my head. I love it, I really do.

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2.26.2009

A Tablespoon of Meh

Hey, remember what I said last time about Top Chef? About the high level of competition no one making mistakes? Yeah - disregard that.

I think that was the least exciting finale since the atrocity that was Season 2. Once it became clear that Carla blew it (and man, did I feel bad for her - this thing was extremely winnable), it became a "race" between the plodding workhorse and the horse that apparently stopped giving a crap 4 episodes ago. Great television!

So congratulations, Hosea. Here's how I think you rate on the scale of previous winners:
  1. Harold (S1): Consistently good food with no drama. He may not be exciting to watch, but he is probably the best contestant they've had in the show's history.
  2. Stephanie (S4): Not quite as consistent as Harold, but still a great all-around chef. There is a wide gap between her and #3.
  3. Hung (S3): Great technical skills, but he always seemed to be lacking in imagination. And also lacking in not-being-an-asshole-ness.
  4. Hosea (S5): Steady, workmanlike, yawn.
  5. Ilan (S2): Sam, who should have won Season 2, would have made deciding between #2 and #3 much harder.

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2.20.2009

Friday Five: 2/20

In which I blather about five songs randomly selected from my iPod playlist as I listen to them.

"Miss Sarajevo" - U2
"Is there a time to run for cover/ A time for kiss and tell/ A time for different colors/ Different names you find hard to spell/ Is there time for first communion/ A time for East 17/ Is there a time to turn to Mecca/ Is there time to be a beauty queen/ Here she comes/ Beauty plays the clown/ Here she comes/ Surreal in her crown." Duet with Luciano Pavarotti from the Passengers "soundtrack" album, inspired by a beauty contest held at the height of the Bosnian conflict of the early '90s. Up until I saw U2 play this song on the Vertigo tour, I had always given Bono credit for being a really good songwriter who was a passable singer. When he did the operatic part on this song, I was completely blown away. To this day, I get a little goosebumpy remembering the power of that performance.

"Pictures of Lily" - The Who
I have this observation. Songs that alludes to female masturbation - "I Touch Myself" or "Darling Nikki" for example- are sexy, and the act is depicted as somehow empowering. On the other hand, songs that allude to male masturbation - this song, "Blister in the Sun" or "Turning Japanese" for instance - are humorous, and the act is depicted as somehow pathetic. I have no idea what this observation means.

"Fortunate Son" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
I heard this song being used in a commercial, I believe for Wrangler jeans. I realize at this point it is probably cliche to point out songs being used inappropriately in ads, but seriously, what the fuck? Other than that, great song.

"Zoo Station" - U2
I remember reading, right after Achtung Baby came out, a reviewer who said he put the CD in and thought he had blown out his speakers because of the distortions that open this song. I don't know that it has aged as well as some of the others off that album, but I still love it for creating that ambiance.

"Hey Nonny Nonny" - Violent Femmes
A street busker's version of a (real?) Elizabethan pastoral poem, with a weird little interstitial about dropping out from society. Coming from anyone else, it probably would have been pretentious and/or horribly corny. As is, quirky genius.

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2.19.2009

Alas, Poor Fabio

We have entered the territory on Top Chef where good enough is not good enough anymore. Neither of the last 2 chefs eliminated - Leah and (sniff) Fabio - are out because they made a bad dish, but because the other dishes were better. Ultimately, that's what you want on a competition show, especially at this stage of a season.

The finale is shaping up to be very interesting. Hosea has spent most of the season being too intimidated by Stefan to be at the top of his game. Stefan has spent most of the last several episodes trying to mess with Hosea, evidently to the detriment of his own cooking. Carla could end up being the dark horse, but she's at her best when the challenge is in her comfort zone (which the last several have been); how will she respond to the wide-open nature of the last challenge?

A few random thoughts:
  • Stefan could have easily been eliminated after each of the last 2 challenges, but I think the judges know, in the back of their minds, he is the most likely to wow them in a "cook anything you want" challenge. I still think he will win, but it is not a foregone conclusion like it seemed it would be halfway through the season.
  • World famous chefs have very simple requests for their last meals.
  • It was an interesting twist to let previously-eliminated chefs back for another crack at it, but I'm glad they had the "win or go home" restriction (similar to the black & white challenge from Season 3 of Project Runway). It was nice to see Jeff have a chance to redeem himself a bit, and the judging was extremely tense when it was clear that he was one of the favorites and Stefan and Fabio were in the bottom. Good television!
  • I would be very surprised if Fabio doesn't win fan favorite.
  • I agree with my wife's assesment that it must suck to be Gail Collins. She's very pretty, but every time she's on TV she has to be next to Padma Lakshmi. That's enough to give anyone a complex.
  • I think I may love Carla a bit. Just a little. And I don't think I would be upset if she won. I am totally shocked that I feel that way.

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2.13.2009

Friday Five: 2/13

In which I blather about five songs randomly selected from my iPod playlist as I listen to them.

"Dancing Queen" - U2
Another concert bootleg, I'm guessing from the Joshua Tree era. Yes, it is U2 covering ABBA. And yes, it is awesome.

"Like a Rolling Stone" - Bob Dylan
Dylan is one of those people that I can admire for their contributions without actually being in to their music. This song is an exception though - maybe one of his best.

"Jane" - Barenaked Ladies
"I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh/ She thought that I was making fun of her/ She made me feel I was 14 again/ That's why she thinks it's cooler if we just stay friends." Great song from Maybe You Should Drive. It actually only had a very small influence on my youngest daughter's name.

"Proud Mary" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Very laid back compared to the more widely-known Tina Turner version.

"Long Cool Woman" - The Hollies
Almost more CCR than CCR themselves. I love the twangy guitar on this song.

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2.11.2009

Not Even with a Whimper

After reading my last post, you may be wondering why I didn't run a session of my Tuatha de Danann campaign instead. You probably weren't wondering that at all, but you never know.

The question swirling around last week's session was "Are you going to have something ready, or are we doing boardgames again?" A generic something. It's possible, maybe even likely, that I am reading too much into the phrasing. Maybe something for the Tuatha campaign was implied, but I have my doubts. I can't recall anyone saying "This is what I want to happen next time," or giving any other indication they've given it more than a second of thought outside of game time. I don't recall every hearing "That was so cool." Or even 'pretty cool.'

So, as far as I am concerned, the Tuatha game is dead. It was just another generic something, no more or less fun fun that any other generic something. Thing is, boardgames can fill that slot just as easily, and they don't require an investment of time and energy. I really don't know what my plan is now. Mike and Matt have both said they have ideas for campaigns, but I'm not expecting anything on that front soon. I'm inclined to not do anything but one-shots until we come across something that makes people say "I want to do more of that." Or at least say something other than "Are you going to have something ready for next week?"

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Ye Olde School

Last Friday, we were without Jay again for gaming. Since everyone was in the mood for some dungeon crawling, I threw together a fantasy one-shot with True20. Character creation took a bit longer than I expected, but we ended up with Grafthor Axebëard, dwarven warrior (Matt; the umlaut was added to make to name 10% more metal), Cantor Byram, cleric of an unspecified deity (also Matt), Elmorth the Elf (Mike) and Barik Mhadeen, professional burglar (also Mike).

The previously unacquainted characters met at a bar in the village of Whitford, where soon after they were given a job by a random stranger. It seems there had been an increase in the number of goblin attacks recently, and some shepherds thought they spotted some activity in those ruins about a day away from town. After some perfunctory haggling and travel scenes, the intrepid adventurers arrived at the ruins.

While exploring the crumbled buildings, they spot a group of 4 goblins who seem to be returning to the ruins. Three are made short work of, while the last one escapes. They do not find much of interest in the ruins except for a staircase leading underground, which they naturally descended. The staircase opened into a small room* containing 2 goblin guards, one of whom was able to beat the alarm gong a few times before they were both killed.

Faced with 2 exits from the room, they explored the southern hallway. After opening a door that split off to the right, Elmorth nearly fell into a pit trap. The two goblins the popped out from around the corner exchanged bow fire for a couple of rounds, then retreated to the next room. After Barik disabled the trap, the party gave pursuit, only to encounter the goblin tribe's attack beast, an ogre, in the dead-end next chamber. After a tough fight, they downed the ogre and the remaining goblin (the other had been eaten by the ogre). Returning to the main hallway, they were unable to break down the next door, which was jammed instead of being locked.

They decided to abandon that door and explore the eastern hallway from the guard room. They found the (empty) room of what was presumably the tribe's shaman, but nothing else of interest except a door that had been boarded over and painted with crude goblin symbols ("Death here. You turn around now."). Naturally, the party ripped the boards down and went through. The first room they found was only filled with trash,** but a bit further along they discovered a trapezoidal room containing a sarcophagus and some long-deceased bodies propped against the wall. After dispatching the zombies (because absolutely everyone knew the bodies were going to start moving), they discovered a non-animated skeleton clutching a sword with an onyx-encrusted hilt (Barik: "Yoink!").

Across the hall, they discovered a circular chamber that contained, on the far end, a statue of some sort between two pillars carved to look like demons. In the middle of the room was a pool of what appeared to be blood 10 feet wide at it's narrowest. Grafthor jumped the pool, but was attacked by the animated pillars*** before he had a chance to examine the statue. Realizing there was little they could do to overcome the gargoyles, they retreated back towards the guard room (the gargoyles did not pursue them after they left the circular chamber).

In the guard chamber they were surprised by 6 goblins. Barik, who had been leading the retreat, took the brunt of the attacks until the others could push their way into the chamber. He ended up being critically wounded, which Byram was able to stabilize but not revive him to consciousness. The party decided to press on (leaving Barik in the guard room) and found the door they had been stymied by before was now unbarred. They fought their way through 2 more chambers before encountering the goblin chief and his last 5 warriors. The ensuing combat left Grafthor dead and Elmorth unconscious. Byram finished off the last goblin, but the party was too decimated to explore any more.****

* I found a dungeon map online that I used, but for some reason I interpreted the squares as 5' instead of 10', which made the dungeon fairly claustrophobic. Good for a goblin warren, not so good for having been a former evil temple.
** Nobody poked around to find the giant rats that lived there.
*** They had encounter similar pillars in 2 previous rooms, which is probably the only reason they were only mildly suspicious, instead of extremely suspicious.
**** All they would have found is the tribe's shaman, his assistant and the women/children.

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All in all, it was a fun-enough night in a retro-stupid kind of way. True20 would have worked better if I had more experience with it (it is just enough different from both Mutants & Masterminds and standard d20 that I got tripped up a few times), but I stumbled through OK.

I have been contemplating sandbox campaigns recently. I thought this might be a good way to sample a type of adventure that might come up. And while people still had fun, it still seemed like there was still that undercurrent of take-it-or-leave-it about the game. I'm not sure that I want to go through the work of putting a campaign world together unless I know there is going to be more pay-off than mild interest.

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2.06.2009

Friday Five: 2/6

In which I blather about five songs randomly selected from my iPod playlist as I listen to them.

"Alabama Song" - The Doors
I don't know what it has to with Alabama either.

"Alternative Girlfriend" - Barenaked Ladies
"You live above your dad's 4-car garage/ With your vinyl and imaginary entourage/ If I pull in U-Haul pack up quick/ So we can get out of this town 'cause it makes me sick." Great guitar riffs in this one.

"Oh Yeah" - Yello
AKA, that song from Ferris Bueller. For some reason, this was on one of my myriad of "best of the '80s" CDs (really? nothing better from the whole decade?). At least at around 3:00 it doesn't go on too long.

"My Favorite Mistake" - Sheryl Crow
"Did you know, could you tell your were the only one/ That I ever loved/ Now everything's so wrong/ Did you see me walking by?/ Did it ever make you cry?/ You're my favorite mistake." I'm not a superfan, but this is my favorite Sheryl Crow song. I've always found love-gone-wrong songs more interesting than love songs, though.

"All Along the Watchtower" - U2
From Rattle and Hum. Maybe not as good as the Hendrix version, but still very enjoyable.

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2.05.2009

Me Fail Reading, and More BS

I recently returned to the library Michael Chabon's The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Klay. I say returned because I never actually read it - I got about 50 pages into it, set it down and never picked it up again. Not that it was bad, but I just had a hard time getting into it.

I did, however, manage to finish More Information Than You Require by John Hodgman. It is a follow-up* to his previous Areas of My Expertise. While he has traded his obsession for hobos with one for mole-men, the dry humor and sense that you've stepped sideways into a slightly more interesting reality. It can also double as a page-a-day calendar, with an strange but untrue fact for every day of the year (I wouldn't recommend tearing the pages out unless you got an exceptionally good deal on the book, though.)


*Literally. The first page is numbered 237, one higher than the last page of TAoME.

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Of Ceviche and Celery

Since my last post on Top Chef, we have lost Jeff and Jaime. For both of them, I am bit surprised, but only in that there were other people I thought would be eliminated first.

The Super Bowl episode seemed to inhabit some bizarro world where "all-star" means someone who finished, at best, in 5th place and Stefan is a lousy cook. I was pretty sure Hosea was going to win (his dish seemed the most innovative), but if Carla was able to make a good gumbo in 20 minutes, then more power to her. Meanwhile, Jeff was undone by his conception (which goes back pretty much to the beginning of the season, as far as I can recall) that it is better to do three mediocre things than one good thing.

In the Bernardin challenge, I knew as soon as Colicchio said that they would be tasting 6 dishes what the challenge was going to be (6 contestants, 6 dishes, not hard). And really, they should have, too. I was kind of hoping that Carla would win again, since she had one of the most challenging dishes, but Stefan obviously nailed the flavors. Over on the losing side, I'm not unhappy to see Jaime go, but I have to wonder how Leah is still around.

The remaining chefs are:
  • Carla: She has pulled it together for the last couple of challenges, but I think (like Araine before her) that she is on a hot streak that won't last.
  • Fabio: I'm still a bit worried about my man Fabio - he hasn't actually won anything since the second challenge. Although he struggled a bit with the chefdown (although, seriously producers, Green Bay? Really?), he did much better on the Ripert episode.
  • Hosea: I think it will come down to Hosea and Stefan in the end, but I don't think American baldie has what it takes to beat Euro baldie.
  • Leah: No, really. How is she still around?
  • Stefan: Still no indications that this contest anything other than his to lose. As long as he doesn't get overconfident again.

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2.04.2009

The Queue

A periodic feature in which I regale you with thrilling tales of my Netflix queue.

Finished
30 Rock (Season 2): Great show, maybe the funniest on television right now. Great characters, extraordinary writing.

House (Season 4): Either they've given up on the procedural part, or I've grown more dense and can't figure out what is going on medically half the time. Still worth watching for Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard, but a fairly weak season.

In Progress
Justice League (Season 1): Finished 1 of 4 discs. We own Justice League Unlimited (S1), but I had a hankering to see it from the beginning. I tend to be the only one that watches them, so progress is limited to me having sole access to a TV.

Upcoming
Sex and the City (Season 1): Susi and I recently had a "discussion" about how the things she puts in the queue have a tendency to keep sliding downward on the list. So now we are getting this.

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2.03.2009

Financial Disaster

Jay was unavailable Friday night, so I cajoled the other 2 into trying out Noble House. Big mistake.

It could be that the game just doesn't scale particularly well to fewer than 4 or 5 players. Or maybe there is a little to much opportunity to screw with the other players (or maybe, it was just that all those cards happened to be dealt at about the same time). Perhaps it was just a bit too complicated for what people were expecting, or they just didn't care for the theme (apparently, to Matt, all financial games are like Monopoly, and therefore stupid). Hell, maybe it would have gone better if I had pre-separated all the cards and other playing pieces and we could have launched right into the game instead of 15 minutes of busy work.

Whatever the case was, this particular game was a disaster. The first time you play through a game is always rough, but it really doesn't help when you have a player that responds to a setback by employing the nuclear option - indiscriminately dumping every single 'penalize another player' card in his hand. And then asking "Is this game over yet?" The third he asked that, I didn't take it as a hypothetical.

It's a shame, because I think there is a seed of a really good game in there somewhere, but I'll probably never to get to figure out what needs to be done to get the game there. I don't think I would try it with less than 4 players again, and even if Matt ever did want to play it again (doubtful), I'm not sure that I would want to play with him.

We played a hand of Battle of the Bands after that. I think I won, but I was so pissed I wasn't really paying attention.

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